proverb/si mi aˌbwela tuˌbjeɾa ˌrwedas | seˌɾia ˌuna biθiˈkleta/
if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
“"Habríamos ganado el partido si hubiéramos tenido un portero decente" — "Y si mi abuela tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta"” — "We would have won the match if we'd had a decent goalkeeper." — "And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle!"
Literally, “if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be an (old) bycicle”.