tabla de planchar

ironing board; ironing board (a flat-chested woman)

“Las mujeres siempre hemos estado muy atacadas, siempre estamos abiertas a muchas más críticas físicamente, si no tienes tetas o culo eres una tabla de planchar.” — We women have always been very attacked, we are always open to many more criticisms physically; if you don't have tits or an ass you're an ironing board.