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descojonarse

to crack up, to burst out laughing, to piss oneself laughing.

Usage

Extremely vulgar Peninsular Spanish slang: reflexively, to laugh hysterically (me descojoné con la broma), or, of an object, to break apart violently (se descojonó la moto). Built on cojones — avoid entirely in formal or polite contexts.

Examples
  • Me descojoné de risa con ese chiste. — I cracked up laughing at that joke.
  • La silla vieja se descojonó al sentarse. — The old chair fell apart when he sat on it.
  • Es un verbo muy vulgar, típico del habla coloquial de España. — It's a very vulgar verb, typical of colloquial speech in Spain.
Common mistake

It's crude slang almost exclusively used in Spain — partirse de risa (to laugh hysterically) is the safe, neutral choice for any context where vulgarity isn't appropriate.

Simple tenses

Imperative (imperativo)

túdescojónate
nosotrosdescojonémonos
vosotrosdescojonaos

Other

Gerund (gerundio)

descojonándose

Past participle (participio)

descojonado

Infinitive (infinitivo)

descojonarse

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Frequently asked questions

What does "descojonarse" mean?

"descojonarse" means "to crack up, to burst out laughing, to piss oneself laughing.".

What is the Imperative (imperativo) of "descojonarse"?

The imperative (imperativo) of "descojonarse" is: tú descojónate, nosotros descojonémonos, vosotros descojonaos.

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